Ten Commandments.....easy to understand

What's not to understand.............pure and simple...........

The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at the City Hall in

Fairmont, WV.)

(1) Just one God
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(7) No killin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' fo yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.